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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
azuremist
batsarebetterthanpeople

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

nudityandnerdery

Watching John Hamm play Jim (short for James, which is short for Gabriel) in Good Omens season 2 fits the theory here, too, he seems to be having a blast.

good omens
heritageposts
heritageposts

so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something

nyonyatwelfth

clearly the only thing left we can do is to have the best talent show the world has ever seen, right here on tumblr live

heritageposts

*with my 2012 john green ventriloquist doll* dear judges, i will now perform a monologue

heritageposts

"as I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say—"

tumblr, overwhelmed by a record shattering number of tumblr live users, lets out a tortured wail and crashes. the screen fades to black and the viewers—all twelve of them—is left to ponder what the future holds for tumblr and its $7.5 billion valued parent company