open up your heart, like the gates of hell
henry 🫀 he/him , 18 , bi trans guy
interests: faith the unholy trinity, pathologic, good omens, the phantom of the opera, jekyll & hyde, devilman, hannibal, sonic series, fire emblem series, persona series, the sims, general gothic lit i guess + more
(no dni i’ll just block you if you’re weird towards me)
Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
Watching John Hamm play Jim (short for James, which is short for Gabriel) in Good Omens season 2 fits the theory here, too, he seems to be having a blast.
so how did it go? did crab day save tumblr or do we need to do a bake sale or something
clearly the only thing left we can do is to have the best talent show the world has ever seen, right here on tumblr live
*with my 2012 john green ventriloquist doll* dear judges, i will now perform a monologue
"as I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say—"
tumblr, overwhelmed by a record shattering number of tumblr live users, lets out a tortured wail and crashes. the screen fades to black and the viewers—all twelve of them—is left to ponder what the future holds for tumblr and its $7.5 billion valued parent company
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD (1951)
the entire staff at arby’s when i come back for the fifth time that day
